10 Funny Jokes and Riddles

 10 jokes and riddles that will bust your boredom!

What used to be alive that is now dead, ties itself into knots?

Your hair!

What is the only word spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

Incorrectly.

Why is everyone worried for the calendar?

It's days are numbered.

What has 13 hearts but no other organs?

A deck of cards.

Why did the couple take an extra pair of socks golfing?

In case they got a hole in one.

Can February March? 

No, but April May.

If April Showers bring May Flowers, what do May Flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

One Sentence Jokes:

Is a child bad if they resist a rest?

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!

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